Why is it when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why is most lunch meat bigger than the bread?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
and finally,
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
now I shall leave you to think about these unanswered questions, and how you could possibly answer them.








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If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
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If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
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